El penultimo dia...

Hoy es viernes 20 de mayo, y ustedes y yo sabemos lo que significa...mañana 21 de mayo del 2011 sera el tan esperado Rapto. Asi que si ustedes son cristianos entonces en hora buena, vayan y se hacen un facial o un masaje para llegar fresquito como una lechuga a encontrarse con San Peter.

A quien tenemos que agredecer por el heads-up se preguntaran...pues al pastor gringo Harold Camping, que es el presidente de Family Radio. Aunque Camping ya habia predicho el principio del fin para el 6 de setiembre de 1994, nunca paso nada, aparentemente a Jesus nunca le llego el memorandum. Despues de la falla de comunicacion, Camping paso años haciendo calculos hasta que definio el 21 de mayo del 2011. Y tiene sentido 21+ 5+ 11= 36...osea 36 es como un numero sagrado...de fijo.

Despues de hacernos el favor de definir el fin del mundo, Camping fue mas alla y decidio avisarle a todo el mundo...literalmente. Ahora pueden ver sus mensajes de salvacion en diferentes paginas de internet, en anuncios en Reader's Digest y en 2200 vallas por todo Estados Unidos.

Ahora, yo no se que tienen ustedes planeado para el sabado pero tenemos que ver que hacemos con las mascotas que se quedan aca. Yo me ofreceria a cuidar a Cleo y a Pongo y a todos los demas. Pero ya tengo 3 y como que me da pereza bañar tantos, aunque ya no tenga que estudiar para las pruebas de grado...pero me encontre este pagina Ethernal-Bound Pets. Y me parecio un buen plan...entonces les dejo un poco de info al respecto.

You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

We are currently active in 26 states, employing 40 pet rescuers. Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet's natural life.

en la parte de FAQ explican un poco mas

Q: Is this a Joke?
A: No. This is a serious offer to our Christian friends who believe in the Second Coming and honestly care about the future of their pets after the Rapture occurs.

Q: Do YOU believe in the Rapture.
A: As atheists we do not hold beliefs in the supernatural or a divine being. Thus, we do not believe in the Rapture. However, we respect the beliefs of others and are open to the possibility that our perspective could possibly be wrong.

Q: How do you ensure your representatives won't be Raptured.
A: Actually, we don't ensure it, they do. Each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God / Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation.

Q: How can we trust that you'll honor your service agreement, afterall, you ARE atheists.
A: Being an atheist does not mean we lack morals or ethics. It just means we don't believe in God or gods. All of our representatives are normal folks who love and live for their family, are gainfully employed, and have friends of varying beliefs. Some of us are married to believers. Many of us volunteer our time at food banks, animal shelters, meals on wheels organizations, etc. We fully endorse the "Rule of Reciprocity", also known as "The Golden Rule." We just happen not to believe in God(s). Belief in God does not ensure righteousness, nor does non-belief imply immorality. Jesus understood this. Please reference Luke 10, re "The Good Samaritan."

y en Terminos y Condiciones

• If subscriber loses his/her faith and/or the Rapture occurs and subscriber is not Raptured (aka is "left behind") EE-BP disclaims any liability; no refund will be tendered.
• Should a relative residing within the rescue location not be Raptured and opts to retain the pet(s), EE-BP will not take possession of the pet(s). No refund will be tendered.

asi que ya lo saben...

PS: no estoy deciendo que soy ateo por cierto, not yet, es algo que no he definido, supongo que tengo hasta el sabado